Unknown Virus
Before deciding to get married with the IT guys had thought through carefully and
Do not regret later. So pay close attention to the conversation between
a wife with her husband, a Software Engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good night, darling, now I'm logged in to."
Wife: "Did you bring souvenirs that I requested?"
Husband: "Bad command or filename."
Wife: "But I told you this morning!"
Husband: "Erroneous syntax. Abort?"
Wife: "Then, how about buying a new TV?"
Husband: "Variable not found ..."
Wife: "OK, so if I ask for your credit card. I go shopping myself."
Husband: "Sharing violation. Access denied ..."
Wife: "Do you love computers more than I do? Or are you just kidding right?"
Husband: "Too many parameters ..."
Wife: "That's the biggest mistake that I married people 'idiots' like you."
Husband: "Data type mismatch."
Wife: "You are useless."
Husband: "It's by Default."
Wife: "What about your salary?"
Husband: "File in use ... Try later.
"Wife: "If so what my position on this family?"
Husband: Unknown Virus. "
Do not regret later. So pay close attention to the conversation between
a wife with her husband, a Software Engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good night, darling, now I'm logged in to."
Wife: "Did you bring souvenirs that I requested?"
Husband: "Bad command or filename."
Wife: "But I told you this morning!"
Husband: "Erroneous syntax. Abort?"
Wife: "Then, how about buying a new TV?"
Husband: "Variable not found ..."
Wife: "OK, so if I ask for your credit card. I go shopping myself."
Husband: "Sharing violation. Access denied ..."
Wife: "Do you love computers more than I do? Or are you just kidding right?"
Husband: "Too many parameters ..."
Wife: "That's the biggest mistake that I married people 'idiots' like you."
Husband: "Data type mismatch."
Wife: "You are useless."
Husband: "It's by Default."
Wife: "What about your salary?"
Husband: "File in use ... Try later.
"Wife: "If so what my position on this family?"
Husband: Unknown Virus. "